Friday 8 July 2016

Settling The Bill At The Post Referendum Café


"Service? We'd like to settle up. What are you paying us?

(Pause)

What do you mean we have to pay you? You said there would be lots of spare money and you would feed us wonderfully after we Brexited."

(Pause)

Really? Well I don't think we'll be coming back here in a hurry, then.

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What do you mean you are the only café in town now?

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