Sunday, 29 April 2012

The Perils Of Old Age: Fragility

Look at this!
Half me finger's just dropped off.
This is what comes of working hard to be a star of internet and animation.
Bits drop off.

Mrs D is bein' all clucky and soothy and sayin' she will soon put it right.
She says she sympathises on account one of her ancient teeth is cracked right down the middle... and tomorrow she has to get the dentist's verdict.
Expect a gap in her old fizzog's smile any day.

I say... she should stop with crunchin' on them tortilla chips.

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