The rustling of newsprint on the morning after the nation's Dreadful News....
"Did you know that Dennis Thatcher's family money was in "Paint"?" muses The Old Man. "....What with George Osborne's being in "Wallpaper".... you wonder what's next really.... Carpets? Curtains?"
"...Wish it were "Curtains" for this lot." Grouse I.
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