"Can I get you any more *pork pies, Sir and Madam?"
"No, thank you. We couldn't eat another crumb."
* Pork Pies - rhyming slang for lies.
Hence ... "telling porkies".
Bet you can guess how this household feels about the Referendum result. And the absence of any leadership in Parliament. And the self-destructive nature of the Opposition. And whatever is to come now.
But one thing has started already.
As we drove out of Penzance this morning we followed a car with a shattered rear window. It looked as though someone had put a brick through it, frankly. The car's license plate was Lithuanian.
Welcome to The Post Referendum Café.