Wednesday 11 August 2010

The Cross-examination of Mrs Doonuthin

"So. You've got plans for somethin'."
"What?"
"You're cookin' something up."
"What?"
"My question exactly."

"I don't know what you are getting at."

"You. Are. Thinking. Of doing something. Finally. You... are thinking of... making a... film."
"What?"
"And I want to be in it."
"What?"
"I'm gonna be in it. I'm gonna be a star."

"I don't know... I'm thinking about it."

"Aaaw, no. Don't tell me. Don't tell me you are going to do nothing, Mrs Doonuthin?"

"I didn't say that."

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