Today - we is Portable ECG Man.
This morning The Old Man had to go to the Hospital in Penzance to be fitted with a 24 hour heart recorder.
This time he does not wheeze or make mechanical noises of any kind. He does not go "Peep-Peep".
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This time Portable ECG Man is silent in the machinery of his recording.
BUT - he does have to have a piece of paper on which he has to write down everything that he is doing:
12.09 pm Sit Down; 12.32 pm Eat lunch; 12.46 pm Stand Up; 12.47 pm Walk around a bit......
He IS The Walking Recorder. It gives a whole new meaning to the word "journalist". And it could prove a little inconvenient.
But that would make a good plot line for one of those Hollywood films, wouldn't it. With Ben Affleck or Ben Stiller or Ben someone and probly Jennifer Anniston.... There would be romance, there would be comedy. And we could call it a Rom-Com.
The Hospital said for The Old Man to make particularly sure that he records any "events" he may have. This made me nervous. At our age a lot of things could come into the category of "event".
But he said he thought they meant a palpitation or something.
Well.... at least he's having to keep his pencil sharp.