Oh No. This is dreadful. I have lost out on yet another film role. Mrs D is reverting to childhood and mucking about with plasticine... OK...Newplast .. if you want to be accurate.
She is muttering about claymation and lip-syncing.... and is playing with this dreadful "talking head" which I think that SHE thinks is her.... but of course it is not.
Mrs D is old, let's face it. She do sag in the face and have wrinkles. This is not her. She should have picked someone forever young... like I. Why did I not get this job?
Also Alan Bennett she is not.